Jay Osako, better known as his
Internet alter ego Schol-R-LEA,
is an unreconstructed absurdist living in Berkeley, Ca. In
addition to his position as Vice President of Notational
Engineering with Forward Thinking Ventures, Inc., he is the
First Speaker (and only member) of the
Last Eristic Church of Finagle and Holy Bisexuality, and
a staunch supporter of the New Whig Party.
He enjoys swimming, computer programming, and Japanese cartoon art.
He insists that his outlandish clothing,
political tirades and occasional
calls for armed revolution are made solely in the hope that the
notoriety they gain him will get him a relationship with someone better
looking than himself, preferably a nice couple with a three bedroom
house and a hot tub.