About the author

Jay Osako, better known as his Internet alter ego Schol-R-LEA, is an unreconstructed absurdist living in Berkeley, Ca. In addition to his position as Vice President of Notational Engineering with Forward Thinking Ventures, Inc., he is the First Speaker (and only member) of the Last Eristic Church of Finagle and Holy Bisexuality, and a staunch supporter of the New Whig Party. He enjoys swimming, computer programming, and Japanese cartoon art. He insists that his outlandish clothing, political tirades and occasional calls for armed revolution are made solely in the hope that the notoriety they gain him will get him a relationship with someone better looking than himself, preferably a nice couple with a three bedroom house and a hot tub.

Last updated 22 April 1998